if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
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So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,“It’s a chewdriver!”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.
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after reading “the fault in our stars”
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welcome to team low self esteem i am ur captain im a piece of shit
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I can’t tell when I’m being ironic anymore.
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OK, I’ve got it. The next Smith family movie? An Addams Family reboot. Willow IS Wednesday.
so glad I’m not the only one that was peepin’ wednesday addams realness
I would watch that. Twice.
oh I like this, this is fantastic casting
can we get the whole smith family in this jam
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!
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what the hell
I LOVE BAD LIP READING VIDEOS SO MUCH
I CANT BREATH